August 2010
13 posts
Youth Group - “Babies in Your Dreams” from The Night is Ours
Jay-Z pulled in $63 million over the past 12 months, earning him his second straight hip-hop cash crown. His income level places him in the 35% tax bracket, which means he’ll pay Uncle Sam about $22 million this year—a sum greater than the total earnings of any other rap star besides second-ranked Diddy.
Blue Giant - “Clean the Clock” from Blue Giant
- Guy on the radio: The sun is shining, and it's raining...you know what they say when the sun is shining and it's raining....Nevermind, I don't even wanna say it.
- Me: What the hell is he talking about?
- Coworker: Supposedly, they say when the sun shines when it rains, the devil beatin' his wife.
- Me: WHAT?
- Coworker: Yeah, the devil beatin' his wife.
- Me: The devil has a wife? I thought it meant you get a rainbow. I'm so confused.
July 2010
26 posts
“We do not need perverts like Bill Murray lusting after our beautiful children with a reckless almost urgent need to tear them from innocence so he can insanely explore his lost, burning childhood on their soft bodies on old couches in dirty apartments in the ghettos of America.”
You’ve got to be shitting me.
Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin - “Back in the Saddle” from Let it Sway
I doubt there’s ever been a more perfect sentence written about anyone ever.