February 2011
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I also read the Bible for the first time. It was deep! I liked the parts where...
– Lil’ Wayne talking about his time in prison, and making me laugh
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Richard: I blew up a dresser.
Me: What??
Richard: A piece of furniture. I blew it up with gasoline; it was pretty damn American.
Richard: I was also drinking Irish car bombs as a drink, not a shot.
mikegetout:
ayoungpioneer:
Click the squares.
this is one of the coolest things i have seen in a while. i have been mesmerized for the past several minutes
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The lady I share an office with listens to an R&B radio station 8 hours a day, every single day. I know the lyrics to every rhythm & blues song that’s been released to radio over the course of the past year. From 3-4pm, on this particular station, they play an “old school mix” which consists of either the worst shit humans have ever put to tape, or songs that should...
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condoms are like manners, they’re inconvenient but necessary. SOMETIMES
– Matt Morrison, in our highschool-esque group chat, ladies and gentleman (via hillaryanne)
I’m a classy guy.
— July 2008: A gunman named Jim David Adkisson, agitated at how “liberals” are...
– Eighteen examples of right-wing domestic terrorism detailed by freelance journalist and author David Neiwert (via Digby)
“It would be really nice if the ramblings of crazy people didn’t in any way resemble how we actually talk to each other on TV. Let’s at least make troubled individuals easier to spot. And, you know, again, to see good people like this hurt, it is so grievous, and it causes me such sadness. But again, I refuse to give in to that feeling of despair. There is light in this situation. I...
71revisited:
Allie Krauss: I always try to imagine the men that go out and buy those magazines, go out of their way to.
Allie Krauss: I had a subscription to Time but I let it expire.
Matt Morrison: I had a subscription to power but it was abused.
Allie Krauss: I had a subscription to meaning but I lost it.
Matt Morrison: I had a subscription to perseverance but I gave it up.
When snow day...
In the US, where hate rules at the ballot box,... →
The Reading of the Constitution
bobbybigwheel:
The GOP keeps blathering on about the Constitution. Saying you support the Constitution is like saying you support the NFL rulebook: it doesn’t really matter what it says, it’s how it’s applied on the field. But, as a refresher course, here is my abridged version of the 27 amendments to the Constitution (again).
I: Say whatever the fuck you want.
II: You can buy a gun so you...
Pax Am info for Ryan Adams fans →
cellarghosts:
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cherisesoldout:
he has a point.
maybe he doesn’t need to shut down everything completely, but damn…
#ungrateful trifflin ass hoes
Preach it, Sam.
I’m ashamed in the way people have acted about this. Now a perfectly good opportunity to have a one on one relationship with an artist is ruined. To buy great music and merch and...
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Some birthdays are happier than others.
Me: Happy Birthday!
Jessica: I just ran over a cat.
Me: EVEN HAPPIER BIRTHDAY
Jessica: I watched it bounce up and down at least a foot off the ground until it died and I could get out of the car. The universe loves me.
Me: Should I just keep saying Happy Birthday?
Jessica: The worst part is that I laughed a little. Make it okay that I laughed.
Me: It's your birthday; you get to do whatever you want. Even if that 'whatever' includes laughing at murder.
Jessica: Perfect. Thanks Matt.
Rob Delaney: The 2010 Rob Delaney Award Nominees... →
robdelaney:
I know there are plenty of “Best Of” lists at the end of the year, so I hope you don’t find this redundant. In any case, here are my film award nominees…
BEST PICTURE
“DUSK”
“TEMPLETON’S MEN”
“THE SEVEN GAY DOORS”
“RIDEALONG”
“SHIT HAMMER”
BEST DIRECTOR
Todd Feeney, “ARROGANCE”
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